Q. What is a kids favourite snack?
A. A hambooger!!
Q. What did the banana say to the doctor?
A. I'm not peeling so well!!!
Q. What is the difference between broccoli
and boogers?
A. Kids do not eat broccoli!!
Q. Why did the boogaz nose cross the road?
A. To find its snot!
Q. What did a booger say to the other booger?
A. Thats snot funny!!
Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. They eat everything that bugs them!!
Q. What did the Boogaz say to his best friend?
A. I'm sticking with you!
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Q. What did the fast potato say to
the slow potato?
A. Ketchup!
Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Q. What do you call a fairy that doesn't
take a bath?
A. Stinkerbell!
Q. What's small, green and goes up and
down?
A. A boogaz in a lift
Q. What do you say to someone with a crooked
nose?
A. It's not your fault!
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